How NOT to write fanfiction. If you for whatever reason decide to use any of these obviously bad ideas, please link back to this archive, so that less people repeat your mistakes.Tumblr (3.0; @rejectedfanficideas)http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/<p>Just a coma. </p> <p>It’s just that I kinda put fanfic stuff aside for now - not just ideas, reading them at all. As I am writing this, I have 99 unread favorites on FIMFiction.</p> <p><span>I’m not a butt though, and not leaving fanfics forever. I hope to get back to that during summer, and post more ideas while we’re at it. </span></p> <p><em>-Ezhik</em></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/48556066598http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/48556066598Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:10:36 -0500ezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5c6688e7f91c171d19d014d5152fc49/tumblr_meuc78hH231rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #210</strong></p> <p>Princess Celestia discovers the brony fandom, and has a mental breakdown, nearly resulting in her turning into a Nightmare form of herself.</p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://ezhik.tumblr.com/">Ezhik</a></p> <p>Art by… no idea. Tell us who created this!</p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/37675103208http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/37675103208Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:33:00 -0600WE'RE BACK BABY!princess celestiaprincess lunanightmare moonfanficmlpbroniesezhik<p>thank you anon</p> <p>(not dead yet, just out of ideas. quality over quantity)</p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/32526702872http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/32526702872Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:07:42 -0500ezhik<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z9yfNiLE1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #209</strong></p> <p><span>Discord makes the mane six read Fifty Shades of Grey.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29725465285http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29725465285Sat, 18 Aug 2012 20:11:00 -0500i am too freaking lazy... but this is better than no content at all; right?also i don't even know what 50 shades is aboutrainbow dashTwilight SparklerarityFluttershyapplejackpinkie piediscordGrimdark?ezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8x9rtuovt1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #208</strong></p> <p><span>Ponies are actually all made out of food and candy, but Pinkie is the only one who realizes it and goes around eating everypony. Actual cannibal Pinkie Pie.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (are you surprised?), art by <a href="http://tomao-tyan.deviantart.com/">Tomao-tyan</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29650360488http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29650360488Fri, 17 Aug 2012 18:11:00 -0500pinkie piecupcakesgrimdarkthe horrorrainbow dashponiesezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vbdxIwWJ1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #207</strong></p> <p><span>Ponyville is turned into a factory town and everypony has to work there because all the other jobs are going out of business. Fluttershy is the boss, much to Twilight Sparkle’s dismay.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (i am sooo random!!), art by <a href="http://jhannrahn.deviantart.com/">jhannrahn</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29575385245http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29575385245Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:51:00 -0500fluttershyponyvilleTwilight Sparkleezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tj2yyXvf1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #206</strong></p> <p><span>Cupcakes was actually a really long-winded set up to a grand finale joke that Pinkie and Dash were performing for a talent agent but it cut off before the punchline</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (THIS BLOG SURPRISES ME EVERY DAY), art by <a href="http://zicygomar.deviantart.com/">Zicygomar</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29509000108http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29509000108Wed, 15 Aug 2012 17:42:00 -0500dat punpinkie pierainbow dashcupcakesgrimdarkGrimdark?ezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rlf6aRqO1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #205</strong></p> <p><span>Luna and Celestia have a really big argument, and Luna retaliates by taking the entire town of Ponyville with her to the moon</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (what a shocking twist), art by <a href="http://akodiat.deviantart.com/">Akodiat</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29432449293http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29432449293Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:37:00 -0500poor little pone.Princess LunaPrincess Celestiatrolluna?equestriaponyvilleTwilight Sparklesad?sadezhik<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pwoa3prV1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #204</strong></p> <p><span>In the alternate universe where everypony is human, Lyra is horrified to find she has metamorphosized overnight into a pony.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (you guessed it!), art by <a href="http://docbullet.deviantart.com/">DocBullet</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29368999887http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29368999887Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:45:00 -0500pony on earthlyraequestriaponyezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nveeorfA1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #203</strong></p> <p><span>Socks are the latest fashion craze, and Rarity is on top of the world, but soon she nearly goes bankrupt from lawsuits when they are discovered to be a choking hazard.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (thank you again!), art by… I have no idea!</p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29287302151http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29287302151Sun, 12 Aug 2012 16:23:00 -0500raritysocksponyvillecarousel boutiqueezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8m23e7WSk1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #202</strong></p> <p><span>Humans are being taken from Earth and sold to ponies as slaves. Fluttershy starts an “animal rights campaign” to free them, and the rest of the mane six reluctantly join in.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (you have him to thank for the ideas being daily again!), art by <a href="http://birdco.deviantart.com/">Birdco</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29218835295http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29218835295Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:52:26 -0500Fluttershyhuman in equestriahuman in equestria?equestriaTwilight Sparklerainbow dashraritypinkie pieapplejackhumanponyezhik<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8k5jzQMrP1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #201</strong></p> <p><span>The Cutie Mark Crusaders unleash an ancient force that turns Equestria into a black-and-white silent cartoon.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a> (this guy is awesome), art by <a href="http://zonified-plus.deviantart.com/">Zonified-plus</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29146092090http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29146092090Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:11:59 -0500Cutie Mark CrusadersApple Bloomsweetie belleScootalooequestriaezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8icc45axx1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #200 </strong><strike>(because fuck milestones)</strike></p> <p><span>Rainbow Dash’s tornado addiction gets way out of hoof.</span></p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://homfrog.tumblr.com/">homfrog</a>, art by <a href="http://yalcahoon.deviantart.com/">Yalcahoon</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29077125749http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29077125749Thu, 09 Aug 2012 16:43:16 -0500HOMFROG YOU ARE AMAZINGrainbow dashaddictionezhik<p>Well, as you may have noticed, we have posted 199 ideas so far.</p> <p>I don&#8217;t really have any cool statistics or anything, but I&#8217;d like to thank everyone who sends in and just reads these ideas!</p> <p>As for the grand 200 itself&#8230; I don&#8217;t really know what to do now.</p> <p>I&#8217;ve been having trouble coming up with ideas this summer, so updates were less frequent. I feel like 200 should be something special, but I just don&#8217;t know what&#8230;</p> <p>Perhaps you guys could send in some some more ideas, or ways to celebrate such a milestone?</p> <p>-Ezhik</p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29014168885http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/29014168885Wed, 08 Aug 2012 18:54:05 -0500I just don't know what went wrongmetawat doezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82xr7Dbuq1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #199</strong></p> <p>Rainbow Dash tells Twilight Sparkle a story of her favorite unicorn - a mysterious hero that saved countless ponies from danger and did the sickest tricks, that even the most daring pegasi were afraid to try.</p> <p>That unicorn is Twilight. </p> <p>Suggested by <u><a href="http://ezhik.me">Ezhik</a></u> (and inspired by <a href="http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/19195432342/rejected-pony-fic-idea-98">idea #98</a>), art by <a href="http://raikoh-illust.deviantart.com/">Raikoh-illust</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28503701302http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28503701302Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:30:27 -0500this was supposed to be idea 153 originally.please write thisTwilight Sparklerainbow dashcanterlotponyheroezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w3arsP1t1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #198</strong></p> <p>“Cutie Blues”: After the lives of Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are taken in a tragic journalism accident, Apple Bloom discovers her special talent… grave-digging.</p> <p>Suggested by <u><a href="http://randomiser.tumblr.com/">randomiser</a></u></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28218710715http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28218710715Sat, 28 Jul 2012 16:20:51 -0500Cutie Mark CrusadersApple Bloomsweetie belleScootaloocutie marksad?sadGrimdark?grimdarkezhik<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u7r4Fykn1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #197</strong></p> <p>The warning past Twilight Sparkle received from future Twilight wasn’t just about not worrying, but a huge disaster, which Twilight prevented, and created a stable time loop.</p> <p>Suggested by <u><a href="http://ezhik.me">Ezhik</a></u></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28148213187http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/28148213187Fri, 27 Jul 2012 16:01:52 -0500Twilight SparkleequestriaGrimdark?grimdarkezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7olvnZWIa1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #196</strong></p> <p>Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo actually died when their stage collapsed during their show - all FiM episodes after that all happen in the head of a crazy Applejack, who after the accident killed Cheerilee and Twilight Sparkle, and went into a coma after a showdown with the Equestrian Guard.</p> <p>Suggested by <u><a href="http://ezhik.me">Ezhik</a></u></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27928256285http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27928256285Tue, 24 Jul 2012 15:21:23 -0500TALK ABOUT GETTING YOUR BEAUTY SLEEPApple Bloomsweetie belleScootalooapplejackCheerileeTwilight SparkleequestriaCutie Mark Crusaderssadgrimdarkezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dk7pxbCv1rnubcwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #195</strong></p> <p>Fluttershy goes missing. Nobody notices.</p> <p>Suggested by <u><a href="http://ezhik.me">Ezhik</a></u>, art by <a href="http://speccysy.deviantart.com/">SpeccySY</a></p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27505817085http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27505817085Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:11:49 -0500sad?sadfluttershyezhik<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76czemyEn1rnubcwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rejected pony fic idea #194</strong></p> <p>After hitting her head, Twilight Sparkle starts to believe that Equestria is not real and that all the ponies are just toys.</p> <p>Suggested by <a href="http://ask-dark-pinkie.tumblr.com/">Dark Pinkie</a> (thanks for all the ideas, you’re awesome!), art by <a href="http://docwario.deviantart.com/">Doc Wario</a></p> <p>Also somehow I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog :<</p>http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27223235205http://rejectedfanficideas.tumblr.com/post/27223235205Sat, 14 Jul 2012 18:52:00 -0500twilight sparkleponyequestriasad?toyezhik